He found himself a what now?? I am FLUMMOXED by this lyric. What is he trying to say?? Is Irina the Blarney Stone in question???
If you recall, the Blarney Stone is basically a slab of limestone that is built into Blarney Castle in Ireland, where everyone from tourists to dignitaries journey to kiss the stone while hanging upside down in hopes of gaining the skill of persuasiveness and eloquence.